A field guide to Fantastic Cat Parenting

How to achieve Supreme Cat Happiness

Ministry of Meow
2 min readDec 1, 2023

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“More wet food!” my cat Noodles yowled for the fifth time that morning, headbutting her empty bowl in protest. I sighed, reluctantly opening another can. My dream of staying in my pajamas all Sunday quickly faded under the weight of needy feline demands. Sure I adopted Noodles for companionship, but I felt less like a doting owner and more like a frazzled short-order cook!

Image by Andreas Lischka

In reflecting on my cat parenting skills though, I realized good intentions weren’t enough. With some lessons from Noodles herself plus experts, I learned to become the caretaker my fur baby deserves. Here’s how you too can step up your servitude, ahem…guardianship skills for one sublimely spoiled kitty!

First, observe your cat’s unique personality and preferences for food, play styles, petting spots etc. Just like people, no two cats are identical. Customizing care around their individual quirks keeps them content and less demanding. Could prevent 4AM hairball wakeup calls!

Next, cat-proof your home by stashing vulnerable objects, securing screens, and ensuring ample stimulation. Remember cats see our boring dwellings as expansive new jungles to explore! Maximize their playground with perches, toys and activities matching their energy level. They’ll unleash zoomies…

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Ministry of Meow

Hey, I am Jules, your purrfect guide into the enchanting world of cats and their wonderful weirdness. Join the Meow-verse! 🎩🐾